Giggle Girl

Hello! As another fan of under-appreciated superheroes, I will be helping to write this blog. :)

First, I would like to introduce..... Giggle Girl!
Giggle Girl is one of my favorite superheroes ever. Why? Because she is so much fun to be around. She is always happy, bubbly, and (of course) giggly. When you're in a bad mood, she'll tell you jokes, and do funny things to cheer you up!
Now, you may think that all the giggling might get a little annoying, but she has traces of Serotonin in her breath, which is a hormone that makes you happy! And her giggle is not one of the annoying little girl giggles. It's a REAL giggle.

Sadly, she is so under-appreciated that she can't get government funding to be able to travel anywhere very far, but she is making the world a better place, one giggle at a time, at least within the small town where she lives.

*If you would like to make a donation to the Giggle Girl travel fund, please contact her at gigglegirl@littleknownsuperheroesguild.com.

A Villain?

Today the top secret area known as the headquarters of the League of Under-Appreciated Superheroes has been under attack by none other than Drafft Man's arch-nemesis Breezyie Boy. With lungs of steel and breath like a thousand windstorms, Breezyie Boy has terrified the inhabitants of headquarters for hours! Fortunately we have discovered Breezyie Boys one and only weakness. A deck of 52 face cards will frighten Breezyie Boy away in any circumstances, so if you're worried about him, be sure to always carry one of those around. Plus think about all of the boredom you could avoid if you simply carried a deck of cards around.

Drafft Man

The first superhero who I feel is under-appreciated is my good friend, Drafft Man (yes it is in fact spelled with two 'f's). To be entirely honest with you, this guy really is a legit hero, people just don't realize how useful it could be to have a friend like Drafft Man. He has the ability to sense when there is fresh air flow in a building. Remember that time you were watching Day After Tomorrow, and you couldn't figure out why you were getting steadily colder and colder. Well if Drafft Man had been there, he would have been able to sense that you left your window open, and all that cold winter air was blowing in through it. During summer, Drafft Man could really help things too, when you're sure you opened the window, and yet things aren't cooling down, Drafft Man will be able to tell you that there is no air flow, and you are obviously a dummy for not realizing that you did not in fact open the window. Drafft Man may not be around to save Gotham City from organized crime, but boy does this guy make life so much easier.

Hello World!

I've always had an obsession with those people who have super powers. But one thing always bothers me: of all the random powers these people have, they each find a use for them to either save or destroy the world. Why are there never any useless powers. It turns out there are, and I'm here to tell the world about these unnoticed super heroes that go about making life better for everyone.
On an unrelated note, this blog could be an epic fail, but I thought I should try and tackle a new project...so we'll see about this.